Yesterday my wife went to the women's center for her monthly pregnancy checkup. The problem was that she forgot her engagement and wedding rings at home. (At the risk of sounding smug, if she'd just had them welded on like I suggested...) That in and of itself would not be a major issue, except that as she told me later, this visit she happened to get a doctor she'd never met before. At which point, given her lack of digital accoutrements of any kind, she started worrying that he would think she was an unwed mother or Satan or something.
As you can guess, she got back to the house without being stoned in the street, but it was a near thing. And I had to ask, given the circumstances, whether the doctor made her lay on the "hussy table" or not.
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